Britain’s vainest man brutally beaten in gay club

A socialite from Manchester – who has been dubbed ‘Britain’s Vainest Man’ – has been attacked on a night out. Ryan Staveley was assaulted while out with friends at the Kiki bar in the city’s Gay Village at around 3am on Sunday morning. He was left with a smashed eye socket after being targeted in an unprovoked attack while out with friends. The part-time model has expressed outrage after discovering his attacker was let off with a police caution. However, Greater Manchester Police reject claims that this was a soft option as the individual gets a ‘police record’. According to Chief Inspector Phil Spurgeon, common assault cases suspects are eligible for a caution if they have no previous convictions or criminal history. 25-year-old Staveley gained notoriety after admitting going bankrupt in his quest to become the ‘perfect 10’. His beauty addiction began after he was dumped by his girlfriend of 12 years. He claims he spends £1,000 on his looks every month – including cosmetics, Botox and tanning injections. While appearing on a TV show, the fashion and cosmetics manager revealed he was £22,000 in debt from store cards on his mission for self-perfection.